(N.) ‘mish-a-‘gift A crazy, horrible experience that has an unexpected positive result on your life. USAGE: Alden nearly drowned when his cruise ship sank—many passengers died. But when he turned his survival story into a best-selling book, he realized that the disaster had been a misheggift in disguise.
—§ A TUMBLER WORDBIRDS CONTEST CONTENDER
Please fire me. When by boss has nothing to do, he sits next to me and talks to me about his mid-life crisis and health problems. He then proceeds to complaining about how I sometimes talk too much and distract my co-workers.